💥🔥🚨 GUYS, STOP RIGHT THERE! Are you ready to risk it all for a $99 gadget that prevents electrical fires by literally… DOING NOTHING!? 💀🤡 Yeah, you heard that right! This gizmo is so effective at being useless that it deserves an award for “Best Performance in a Non-Role” 🏆. Just think about it: it’s like the ultimate incognito mode for fire hazards – “this is fine” level risky! 🤖💯 According to *totally legit leaked developer quotes* 🗣️, “We spent years developing a gadget that does absolutely nothing, and we nailed it. Stonks!” 🤑💸 #Based And yes, ZDNET recommends it after diving deep into the dark abyss of testing 🔍. Let’s be real, if it comes with a cool sticker and a promise that it’s “fireproof” (I mean, like, duh) it’s basically the coolest paperweight you’ll ever own! 📦🔥 So remember folks: Throw a little cash 💳 at this magical nothingness and your electrical fires will be as real as that friend who’s always “too busy” to hang out. 😩 H O T T A K E: In 5 years, this “tech” will be the pinnacle of evolution, and we’ll all be bowing before its non-existence! 🌌👽 Can’t wait for the TikTok dance challenge: “My Gadget Does Nothing!” #GetReady #Cringe 💣🚀 Share this with your friends who need a good laugh (or fire extinguishers)! 💦