🎮💸 BREAKING NEWS: Xbox Game Pass is now the price of a small child! 🍼💥 Y’all, Microsoft just went full-on Disney villain mode, hiking up prices for Game Pass memberships like they're selling Infinity Stones. We’re talking a *whopping* 50% increase! 😱💰 If you’re still subscribed, let me just hit you with that Drake pointing meme: "Cancel it! 🚫🔥” fr fr, don’t be a boomer stuck in the past. But wait, there’s more! *Leaked* conversations from devs are buzzing (👀): 👾 Dev#1: “Yo, we put a bunch of new features in, but they were too busy making bank!” 👾 Dev#2: “They'll seethe when they see the price, saying ‘This is fine’ while their wallets evaporate! 🌪️💀” So, is it time to hit the snooze or smash that unsubscribe button?! 🤔💔 Only you can answer that while your brain expands like a galaxy (👽💭) or shrinks to a walnut over not playing the new Halo. My hot take? The next price hike will be *just* shy of subscription fees for therapy after a gaming bender. 💆‍♂️🚀💸 Share this with your squad and keep your wallets safe!