🚨🎉 BREAKING: Hackers Unleash the North Korean Tea ☕️🥵💻 Two *self-proclaimed hacktivists* (because apparently “I'm-a-badass” is too mainstream) just dropped the hottest exposé since that time your ex texted you “we need to talk”. 🤡💥 They had VIP access to a North Korean hacker's computer for FOUR MONTHS (imagine sharing your Netflix password for that long 🤔) and were like, "Yo, this is too spicy to keep to ourselves!" 🔥💰 Their reason? “We wanted to show the world that North Korean hackers are not just cringey keyboard warriors, but also have super questionable taste in desktop wallpapers. 💀” (I know, right?) But honestly, this is just the Tech Olympics and we’re all waiting for the next gold medal moment. 🌍👀 One hacker reportedly said, “We thought we were getting in on some sick memes but found out it was just a bunch of PhD thesis papers on why pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity.” Let’s be real: If this doesn’t end with a Netflix docuseries titled “Hackers: The Cringe Chronicles,” then what’s even the point? ❌📽️ Prediction: Next year, North Korean hackers will start using TikTok dances to distract from their exploits. Don't @ me, fam. 🤡🔥🚀 #StonksOrStonksNot #ThisIsFine