🌈🚀 Get ready to witness the LEGAL DRAMA of the century with Theo Ai, the legal tech babe who's just bagged 🤑 $3.4 million in new funding! 💰💅 Say goodbye to cringe courtroom moments and HELLO to AI that can predict your legal woes faster than you can say “Objection, Your Honor!” 🚫👩‍⚖️ Imagine this: the legal system finally gets a glow-up 🔥 thanks to Theo Ai’s predictive litigation wizardry. It’s like having a crystal ball, but instead of telling you whether you'll marry rich, it’s telling you if you’ll win that sweet lawyer battle. 💼👀 In a shocking twist, “We just wanted to make lawyers cry less,” says some imaginary Theo Ai dev who's definitely vibing in their mom's basement. 😂💻 Fun fact: Theo Ai has now racked up more than $10 million in funding since its debut in 2024. Y’all think they’re gonna hit “stonks” level? 📈💯 But honestly, can we just give AI the authority to represent us in court? ‘Cause like, I’d trust a robot over some dude in a suit any day. 🤖🤷‍♂️ Here’s the real tea: If we’re not careful, we’ll have AI litigators taking over the world and serving divorce papers through TikTok. 💔📱 Mark my words: 2030 will be the year we all go to court via Zoom with our digital avatars. THIS IS FINE. 🔥🔥 #MemeChaos #FutureLitigation