🎉🎁🎄🌟 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! The Verge just dropped their 2025 Holiday Gift Guide for teens, and the only thing more basic than their suggestions is your uncle trying to "understand the youth." 😵‍💫 This guide has all the cringe gifts that’ll make you say “no cap” and “literally why?” in the same breath. 🤦‍♂️ Let’s break it down: 🎇 You want trendy? The guide says “latest iPhone” 💸 - cue that Drake pointing meme. But let's be real: if you’re not gifting your Gen-Z cousin a TikTok-themed flux capacitor, are you even trying? 🚀💥 Some developer at The Verge probably said: "I asked my teen what they wanted, and they said an attachment for their phone that makes it look like a retro Game Boy. So, we put that in the guide." 😂🤖 Oh, and there’s a Nintendo Switch 2 in here because *obviously* we need to keep the gaming addiction thriving. **Stonks**? Nah, more like "who cares as long as it has Fortnite and TikTok?" 💩 But here’s the hottest take – if the gift doesn’t come with a side of clout, is it even a gift? Get ready for the future horrors of 2026 where the hottest gift is a subscription to someone's OnlyFans... 🔥💀 The Verge is basically saying: “This is fine.” But are we? Happy gifting, you fantastic chaotic gifts givers! ✨ 💥🔥 #TeenGifts #CringeFest