🚨🌍💔 BREAKING NEWS: US and Saudi Arabia just dropped the biggest L in climate history like it’s hot! 🔥💀 Their grand master plan? To totally derail the *one* deal that could’ve made global shipping the *first* industry with an emissions reduction model! Say what?! 🤯 💰👀 Meanwhile, the US was like, "Nah fam, we’re not about that life," pulling a classic “Trade Wars: The Sequel” on over 100 countries trying to get their ship together! 🛳️💨 President Trump called it a “global green new scam,” while Saudi Arabia just hit ‘pause’ on the entire planet like it’s some bizarre Netflix series nobody asked for. 😩🤡 📉 Actual leaked developer quote: “We coded a better world but the US just hit Ctrl+Z on climate change, bro.” Drake's like, "Hotline Bling but make it 'cut emissions'." 🙅‍♂️💔 And let’s be real, if you thought this was fine, you'd be wrong. This whole shindig just proves that we’re living in a time where the top players are more committed to their wallets than to saving the planet. 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, the only shipping we’ll be able to do is through intergalactic delivery—in space, where the air is CLEAN! 🪐🚀 Prepare for Mars delivery services, people! #StonksOrNot 🍕🍔