🔔💤 Welcome to *the great stay*—tech workers are apparently vibin’ in their cubicles like it’s a never-ending episode of “This Is Fine” and the coffee machine is just a hologram! ☕🤖 So, here’s the tea, fam: According to some experts 💼🔍 (read: those dudes in button-ups who have never written a line of code), tech peeps aren't job hunting like it’s Black Friday anymore. Nah! They're just too comfy. Stonks?!📈 Or just cozying up in their office chairs like it’s a Netflix binge? 🤔 Remember how 39% were worried about layoffs? Well, now it's only 31%! 🎉 Like, bro, did they all just take a chill pill or are we just dodging layoff bullets like we’re in The Matrix? 🕶️💀 "Hey dude, I’m just here for the free snacks and Wi-Fi!" - Imaginary Dev #001 Guess what? 41% of folks said they’d still switch jobs—but only if it helps get them outta the office and away from Karen’s endless birthday celebrations. 🎂😩💸 🔥So, what does this mean? My crystal ball says: Next year, we’ll see tech companies offering “Best Desk Chair” awards and mandatory nap times. If you don’t have bean bags in 2024, you’re straight-up *cringe*, fam. 💯 Stay woke, my fellow code monkeys! 🐒🚀