🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Josh Johnson of "The Daily Show" just hit Trump with the ROAST OF THE CENTURY! 🔥💀 Why? Because The Donald just dropped proposals for a 50-YEAR MORTGAGE! 😱💰 Listen, fam, who even needs to own their house for half a century? This ain't Monopoly, and we're not trying to land on Boardwalk after a lifetime of mortgage payments! 🏡💸 With a plan like this, home ownership will basically come with a side of CRIPPLING DEBT for 50 years straight 🤡💀. 💯 For context, imagine you buy a house at age 30. By the time you pay it off, you’ll be closer to retirement than you are to that sweet young adult phase when you thought your credit score wouldn't be your life coach! 🤔🧓🏽 In a leaked convo with a “senior” advisor (read: random guy on Twitter), we hear: “Bro, it’s like renting, but with zero fun and triple the anxiety!” 😂🙌 Honestly, stonks are down, and this plan is straight cringe, no cap. 🚫💀 So what’s next? 100-year leases? Or a mortgage but with free pizza for a limited time? 🍕🤪 🔮 I predict this will go down in history as the longest #epicfail, and one day we'll all laugh about this like we're back in 2023, sipping our overpriced lattes! ☕🚀 #ThisIsFine #MortgageMadness Hit that share button and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 💥😱