🚨👻 HOLY GHOST, Y'ALL! You’ve heard of Netflix and chill, but let’s make it a horror fest on HBO Max next week with "The Conjuring: Last Rites"! Just when you thought the horror genre couldn't get any less original, *BAM*—another "family vs. demon" showdown! 🔥💀 🤡💭 *LEAKED* developer quote: “You ever think actors just get paid in therapy sessions after filming horror movies? Asking for a friend…” - James Wan probably. Our paranormal pals, Ed and Lorraine Warren (a.k.a. the ghost-busting dream team 🤠), are back to face off with some cursed IKEA furniture—err, I mean, an antique mirror. Who knew reflections could be so dramatic? 💰💰💰 But let's be real, fam: a haunted mirror? If that's the best the ghost writers came up with, I’m just gonna stick to my regular mirror and keep crying at my own reflection. 🚫😅 This movie better slap harder than a ghost in a haunted house, or it’s gonna be a total flop—sticker price: *Cringe.* Stonks? 💹🤑 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: This is gonna be the last nail in the coffin for horror movies altogether. Next up? "The Conjuring: Last Rites... and Still Seething on Reddit”! 🚀😂🔮 Share this insanity if you’re ready for some ghostly drama!