🎬💥 Buckle up, fam! The Baltimorons is dropping into your local theater like it’s a hot mixtape you never asked for! 🎤🤡 This indie comedy (ya, you know the type) is supposedly the "feel-good movie of 2025." Like, we’re 2023 and you’re already claiming that? 🧐🚀 The plot? A cringe-tastic improv comic (played by Michael Strassner) finds himself on a rough Christmas Eve. Is he lost? Probably—but meet the dentist (Liz Larsen) who’s about to flex those numbing skills and maybe save his floundering career! 🎅💔💉 In the world where movies crash harder than NFT prices 💸📉, this flick seems more like a stonk 💰🔥 or a dumpster fire? 🔥💀 Honestly, can’t tell. But here’s the inside scoop: “The only thing this movie is saving is my dignity,” says an *unnamed* studio intern clearly trying to escape the marketing meeting. But here’s the BAFFLING twist—are we ready for the inevitable spin-offs? "Baltimorons: Dentist's Revenge!" 🤐💀🔥 Unhinged prediction: In a shocking twist, they’ll drop a sequel where the dentist opens an improv clinic. Talk about root canal comedy! 😱💥