📚💤 Ah yes, "Books that Changed Our Lives" - the cereal of hot takes: bland, but somehow we’re all forced to consume it as “nutrition.” 😴💔 Hold up, are we really pretending reading a book is equivalent to a life-changing epiphany? 🕵️‍♂️ Come on fam, I don’t need a novel to know that life’s just a chaotic series of existential crises and overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💸 **Leaked Verge Staff Chat 🗣️💬:** 📜✨ *Staff A*: "Bro, I read a cookbook once and now I'm a Michelin star chef." 📜✨ *Staff B*: "Yeah? I read a self-help book and I STILL don’t know what I’m doing with my life!" 📜✨ *Staff C*: "I once read Harry Potter y'all. Now I'm upset that my life isn’t a fantastical wizarding world." Drake is out here like 👎 when he sees people reading just for the sake of it. Books? Nah, I need someone to create an epic TikTok series about them instead! 🤳🔥 So here’s the real hot take: In 2025, books will be extinct, replaced by motivational cat videos on YouTube. The REAL literary giants will be the ones who know how to kick it with Mr. Whiskers! 🐱🚀 #BookTokWho? 🔥 SHARE THIS before it becomes a book club of doom! 📖💥