💥💣 Y’all ever wanted the culinary skills of Gordon Ramsay but ended up like a toddler trying to microwave a Hot Pocket? 🤡😅 Let’s dive into the wild world of #BlueApronThanksgiving where your oven becomes a time machine to 2016! So I embarked on a quest: can you whip up an entire Thanksgiving feast with just Blue Apron meal kits? Spoiler alert: the stuffing was literally just sad, dehydrated breadcrumbs looking like they just got kicked out of a D-list horror movie. 🎃👻 🦃🍽️💔 I’ve got more pots and pans than friends, but nah, let’s just open these boxes of unholy chaos! As I stood there, I could hear a ghostly echo of the developer at Blue Apron saying “We thought about including karma for your cringe cooking experience, but that was too much!” 🤖💸 And guess what? Y’all with your fancy TikTok recipes and chef hats can’t cope with this culinary sorcery! My turkey ended up looking like it went through a blender — no cap. 🥴🔥 But my take? Next year, it’s either going full “Top Chef” or ordering pizza. If I'm not eating my feelings by then, someone better call an ambulance! 🚨🍕 Fr fr, if this doesn’t become a viral TikTok trend, I’ll eat my hat—literally! 🔥👒 #Thanksgiving2023 #BlueApronButMakeItChaos