🚨📜 BREAKING: Texas Lawmakers Try to Steal NASA’s Shuttle Like It’s a Fidget Spinner at a Middle School 🤡🚀 Y'all, Texas legislators are out here throwing a full-on tantrum over NASA's retired shuttle Discovery like it's the last slice of pizza at a frat party! 🍕💔 Our favorite dynamic duo, Cornyn and Cruz, plus their sidekick Randy Weber, just sent a *dramatic letter* to the DOJ, demanding an investigation into the Smithsonian for “gasp” violating the Anti-Lobbying Act. Seriously? 😱 But hold up—*why* do they want to move Discovery to Houston? Do they think rockets will boost their local economy like stonks? 📈💰 This is basically a government-sponsored game of “Let’s Make The Shuttle Great Again.” 🚧🤦‍♂️ Leaked developer quote from a fictional NASA intern: "Honestly, I thought they just wanted to turn it into a BBQ joint. Space brisket? 🤔🔥" Meanwhile, the Smithsonian is just vibin’ like *this is fine* 🐶🔥, while Texas politicians are out here full-on seething. Fr fr, if they keep this up, we might have to send them an honorary certificate in "Cringe Drama"! 📜🏅 Hot take: If they actually get Discovery, Texas will somehow claim they invented space travel. 🚀🪐 Brace yourselves, world! 🤯🔥💀 Share this with your friends who need a good laugh today! 😂✨ #SpacePolitics #HelpUsAll