🚨🚨 HOLD UP, GAMERS! 🕹️💰 Let’s spill the TEA on why Texas Instruments is the latest tech drama club! 🎭💥 So, they’re dropping a jaw-dropping $60 BILLION on a new 300mm wafer fab in Sherman, Texas, and like… what’s next, a reality show? 📺🔥 I mean, watch out Apple 🍏, your iPhone chips have a new BFF in Texas, y’all! 🤠 Like, is this where all the tech bros in cowboy hats will gather to create the world’s most elite chips? 🤠✨ Sounds based, but also kinda cringe, not gonna lie. This whole situation has “mark my words” vibes all over it. 👀💀 The audacity of TI to think they can out-chip the chip lords! 😂💀 “Our chips will be so fire, they’ll make burnouts in the tech market!” - said absolutely no one in the office. 😅🔥 Meanwhile, Texas Instruments be like *Drake pointing* at profit charts, while I’m just here like *this is fine* meme, watching the tech world burn. 🔥🧠💸 In conclusion, grab your popcorn 🍿 because in 2025, every phone will just be a TI calculator – real talk. 🤖🤑 Who needs social media when you can play “guess the chip”?! *Leaked TI Dev Quote*: “We’re basically building the Chipotle of chips – make it fresh, or get out!” 🌯💥 #Stonks #chipocalypse #TexasInstruments #memewatch