🚨💰BREAKING news from the Tether universe, where stonks go to moon 🌙 and stablecoins somehow earn more than you do in a lifetime! 😱💀 So, Tether just dropped a BOMBSHELL: they’re flexing a cool $10 billion in profits for just 3 quarters of 2025. That's more bread than I can bake in a lifetime, and I bake a lot of bread. 🍞💸 And hold up—wait for it—$17 billion in USDT was unleashed in Q3. Like, what are they doing? Playing Monopoly with real money? 🎲💵 📈 Developer: "Honestly, we just print it like it's going out of style. People treat USDT like it's a golden ticket from Willy Wonka. No cap!" 🤡 Meanwhile, the crypto community goes: "This is fine." 🚒🔥 But fr fr, who knew the biggest stablecoin issuer was basically the boss of a money printer? Next, they'll tell us they found a way to plug it into the Matrix and unleash infinite liquidity. 🔮 Hot take: By 2026, Tether will be the first company to put its balance sheet in the blockchain, and they’ll still “accidentally” leak a billion dollars to a random cat in the metaverse. You heard it here first! 🐱🌌 Like, share, and tell your grandma; she needs to know the real reason her cat is richer than her! 🤖✨ #TetherStonks