🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: I just deep-dived into the mystical realm of the iPhone 17 Pro Max, and y'all, it’s like Apple rolled a whole ass wizard 👑🪄 into their design lab and said, “Let’s make a phone that’ll make the 16 feel like my grandma’s flip phone.” 🤡💀 But here’s the real tea ☕️: I was ready to roast this phone harder than my morning coffee — BUT, there’s one feature that’s making me reconsider my “sticking with the trusty 16” stance: the WHOLE NEW CAMERA SYSTEM! 📸🔥 It's so good it makes your cat look like a supermodel! No cap, this phone could get a sponsorship from Vogue. 😼💅 In an imaginary conversation I totally didn't have with a dev intern, I asked, “Dude, why should we buy this phone?” and he was like, “Well, if you want to take selfies that scream ‘I’m living my best life’ rather than ‘send help’ 🆘, this is your jam!” So, if you’re vibing with the idea of taking your social media game from ‘meh’ to ‘BILLIONAIRE CONFERENCE’ 💸🚀, this upgrade might not be cringe. But if you’re broke like me? Just remember: procrastination leads to skips on the stonks train 🚂💰 🔥🔥 CALLING IT NOW: In 2024, iPhone will have a feature that literally lets you teleport yourself into your Zoom calls. Don’t @ me. 🛸👀