💥🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: TESLA UNVEILS “MASTER PLAN PART IV” AND IT’S A HOT MESS EXPRESS! 🚀🤡 *Reading Tesla’s master plan is like finding a wet sock in your laundry—confusing and frankly cringe! 🧦💦* So, Elon just dropped what he calls “Master Plan Part IV” on X (aka Twitter), and guys, let’s be real, it’s less of a roadmap and more of a *tumble down a rabbit hole*. 🐇💫 Gone are the specific product drops we craved. Instead, we’re fed meaningless buzzwords like “unconstrained sustainability” and “sustainable abundance” like they’re the newest TikTok dance craze. 🤯🕺 *Leaked dev quote:* 💀 "We just vomited our caffeine-fueled dreams onto a page. Who reads 1000 words anyway, right? 😂" Elon be like: "Stonks go up if you make a *POETIC MANIFESTO*.” 😩📈 Meanwhile, we’re all just here trying to figure out how to afford a Tesla while the company is plotting world domination through vague tech jargon. 😤🔥 My hottest take? In 5 years, we’ll be driving ultra-sustainable Teslas fueled by *memes* and *good vibes.* 😎✨ This is gonna end up in a *Battle Royale* of EVs vs. who can sell the most crypto. The future is now, folks. 🤖💰 Share this if you’re ready to embrace the chaos! 🔥💥