🚨 BREAKING: Tesla’s FSD is, like, WAY more self-driving than they thought! 🚙💨💥 Y’all remember when Elon said FSD would end traffic? LOL, JK. Turns out it’s just adding more traffic violations to your day! 🤡💩 The NHTSA (aka the traffic cops of the tech world) is like, “Yo Elon, chill. We gotta investigate your 2.88 MILLION cars because they be out here living their best life 🚫🚗💨.” It’s a total breadstick moment! 🍞✨ Imagine this convo in Tesla HQ: **Elon:** “We just made traffic violations *cool* again!” **Developer #1:** “But… aren’t we just making it rain tickets instead? 🤔💸” **Elon:** “Stonks!” 📈🔥 And let's be real—this is the “this is fine” meme for the 2023 tech world. 🚀💀 Forget about how many TikTok dances you can do on FSD; let’s focus on how many additional fines you can rack up instead! 😂💀💰 But wait… here’s the spicy sauce: In 12 months, Tesla will drop a new feature called “Traffic Violation Mode” that auto-pays any fines with its own crypto! Cope? Seethe? Based? WHO KNOWS, but it’s gonna be *lit*. 🧠💥 So buckle up, fam. The *real* self-driving experience is coming, and it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! 🚗💨🔥 #TeslaDrama #FSDFails