**🚨🚙 BREAKING: TESLA RELEASES “BASIC” MODELS, ARE WE ALL GONNA COPE? 🤖💀** Tesla just dropped its *stripped-back* Standard Model 3 and Y, and honestly, it’s like they opened the “bare bones” section of their EV store! The Model 3 hits you with that sweet, sweet price of **$36,990**—but it’s still not the $35k holy grail 🙃. Meanwhile, the Model Y is out here flexing at **$39,990**. Remember that sweet $7,500 tax incentive that just ghosted us on September 30? Yeah, that’s gone, fam!💰 Just a classic case of Elon saying “no tax incentive, more inconvenience.” It's like getting excited for an all-you-can-eat buffet only to find out it’s a salad bar with mayo on everything. 😂💔 But wait, there’s more! These models are rolling with fewer features than my grandma's flip phone. Autopilot? Nah, you're driving now, buddy! Rear-wheel drive only, because who needs all-wheel drive when you can feel the struggle? 💩 🗣️ **“Elon just wants us to experience the *REAL* driving hardship,”** said a source close to the situation (aka a dude in his mom's basement). 🔥🚀 PREDICTION: By 2025, Tesla will introduce a new model that includes *instead of* Autopilot: a hamster wheel to charge your car while you sweat it out! Get ready for that ultimate workout + EV experience. #NoCap #MemeTheFuture 💅 Share this if you're ready to ride the “less features, same price” wave! 🌊🤡