🚨🛑 Yo, fam! 🚗💨 Tesla's door handles are giving "this is fine" vibes while they strut like they own the road! The NHTSA just got nine SOS reports 💀 from folks who found themselves locked out, or worse—kids chilling inside like they’re on a field trip to a bad reality show! 🤡🙈 But wait, it gets juicier! 🤯 “Maybe they should just use the app to unlock the doors... oh wait, the app’s down again,” said *some Tesla dev* in a totally *not* leaked chat. *Cringe!* 😬 Imagine being stuck outside your Tesla, desperately trying to channel your inner magician by shouting, “Abracadabra! Let me in!” 🤦‍♂️⚡️ Meanwhile, Elon is probably in SpaceX thinking, “Still better than the 5-mile long Taco Bell drive-thru!” 🌮🚀 In other news, stonks are soaring as parents start considering camping gear for their unintentional ‘Tesla toddlers’ 🤷‍♂️💰! 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, every Tesla might come with a tiny robot butler to handle the doors, and if it fails, at least you'll have a new TikTok trend to follow: "My Tesla locked my kid IN!!" 🤖😂🤑💥 #TeslaStrong #DoorHandleDrama #CyberTragedy