🚗💨 Ayo, tech fam! Brace yourselves because Tesla has just yanked us back into the Stone Age with their Cybercab news! 🏰⚙️ That’s right, instead of a sleek, futuristic vessel 🚀, we might just be getting a glorified golf cart with a steering wheel! WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?! 🤡 #Cringe So apparently, Robyn Denholm, Tesla's board chair (2026's MVP for providing us with dad vibes 🤦‍♂️), dropped some hot tea 📉 on Bloomberg. “Oh, if we have to have a steering wheel”... like, just whip out a fuzzy dice too while we're at it, huh? 🙄💀✌️ What’s next? A cassette player? Listen up, regulators, we know you love your 'safety features' 💼👮‍♂️, but when are you gonna come to terms with the fact that we want cars that transport us into the future, not back to the past?! This isn’t Mad Men, fam! *Leaked developer quote*: "We were thinking of adding a flux capacitor for future timelines, but steering wheels are 'safer' apparently." 😂💥 🔥💰 PREDICTION TIME: In a shocking twist, we’ll find out that the Cybercab also comes with an emergency button that sets the steering wheel on fire, because... why not? #Based 🚀🔥