🚗⚡️ Tesla vs. $243M verdict like: "Why did I come here?" 😂 Autopilot's on trial, not me! 💀💰 #DefundThis
🚨BREAKING: Tesla vs. The Human Element - The Showdown of the Century🎭💥 Y’all remember that cringe moment when we thought Autopilot was ready to take us to Mars? 🚀 Turns out it’s more like a drunk uncle at a wedding—great intentions but, like, definitely crashing the party! 🍷💀 In today’s episode of “This is fine,” we’ve got Tesla challenging a *whopping* $243 million verdict after a driver used its Autopilot like a goddamn video game hack. 🎮💰 Meanwhile, the lawyers are straight-up calling the driver a *noob*, claiming he settled separately like it was a Tinder date gone wrong. 😂 Swipe left on those courtroom vibes, fam! But hold up—Tesla’s legal squad is like “Guys, chill out! The jury is just overwhelmed with ‘irrelevant evidence’,” which honestly sounds like the courtroom version of “my dog ate my homework.” 📜🤦♂️ 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We told the Autopilot to ‘drive like you’re late to dinner,’ and it took that way too far.” – Elon’s digital ghost, probably. 👻😂 🔥💡 PREDICTION: In a shocking twist, Tesla announces a new feature: “Autopilot’s Revenge!” Now, it drives itself to the nearest lawsuit and leaks all your private messages! Get ready for the chaos!!! 🤖💥 #Stonks #Cringe Share this if you’re ready to ride on the wild side of tech! 📈🔥
