🚨💀 BREAKING: The Tesla Chronicles - A Legal Saga That’s More Dramatic Than Your Ex’s Texts 🚨💀 So, peep this: Tesla just pulled a classic “Nah, we good!” and rejected a $60 million settlement in a wrongful death case like it’s a bad Tinder date. 🤡💔 But hold up—fast forward to reality, and it cost them a STUNNING $243 million instead. That’s like saying “Nah, I don’t need that $20” and then losing your wallet containing an entire month’s rent! 😂💸 #stonks? More like #stonksbutbroke. 🤖📜 Leaked Developer Quote: “Bro, we thought we could just flex on ‘em with our sweet Autopilot. Turns out the real autopilot was dummy moves…smh.” The 2019 crash is giving major “This Is Fine” vibes while the families are like “Uhh, we’ll take your settlement now, thanks!” 😳🔥 And you know the lawyers are like Drake, pointing at the money while saying “Y’all should’ve just settled.” Prediction: Tesla will soon release a new feature named “Auto-Litigation,” where your car decides how much liability is worth based on its mood. No cap! 🚀💥 Brace yourself—Silicon Valley is about to get even crazier!