🚨🔥 BREAKING: TESLA SHAREHOLDERS VOTE ON BURNING CASH INTO MUSK’S AI BLACK HOLE 🔥🚨 So here’s the tea, fam: Tesla shareholders are about to have their *first-ever* existential crisis RIGHT NOW. 🤯 Should they toss their hard-earned 💰 into Elon Musk's new toy, *xAI*? 🤖 If approved, they’re basically saying, “Yes, Elon, take my money for your latest sci-fi fever dream!” 🌌💸 Here’s the kicker — Tesla’s board is like that friend who ghosted you for the 3rd time 👉🏽 “We don’t wanna choose sides.” 🤡💀 That’s the equivalent of saying “this is fine” while your house is on fire. 🔥 Picture this: “Hey Elon, are we betting on the future or throwing money into the void?” 🤔 *“Bro, just think about the stonks!”* - Elon, probably. 🚀💥 And everyone’s out here with galaxy brain memes, contemplating whether to embrace Musk's latest madness or just pull a Drake and say “Nah.” 👀👎 So what’s next? If the shareholders approve, expect Tesla cars to start randomly shouting “Elon for President 2024!” and suggest you “invest in Dogecoin” every 5 minutes. 🔥🚘💬 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, xAI will HAVE to negotiate peace treaties because it becomes self-aware and realizes humans are cringe. 🤖💔💥