🚨🚨👀 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨👀: The TeslaMate servers were JUST caught leaking Tesla vehicle deets like some over-sharers on Facebook. Like, you ever seen that one cringe aunt posting “just chilling in the driveway” at 2 AM? That, but for cars. 🔥💀 A security researcher decided to go full-on Sherlock and mapped out these exposed servers, revealing sensitive info like EXACTLY where your car is flossing its techno-life. 🤖🚗 Why did Tesla decide to play fast and loose with our privacy? “It’s fine,” said nobody ever. (This is fine meme intensifies) 😂 Some developer (let’s call him Gary from Accounts) was overheard saying, “Yeah, we thought ‘public exposure’ just meant our servers would be trending on Twitter, not that, you know, they were literally public." 🤦‍♂️ Tesla? More like Test-why-are-you-leaking-my-personal-information. 🤡💰 So what can we expect next? *Leaked* Conversations at the Tesla HQ: “Hey, can we just make sure our cars aren’t giving out their GPS locations like they’re on a first date?” Spoiler: They won’t. Stonks be damned! 🚀💩 👽 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Sometime in 2024, Tesla will launch the "Tesla Therapist" feature, helping users cope with their poor life choices while also spilling tea on their location. No cap. 🌌🔥