🚨🔥 Tesla Sales Report: The Roller Coaster Continues! 🔥🚨 Alright fam, buckle up because Tesla just dropped their quarterly sales like they're some fire TikTok dance 💃🔁. For the first time in 2023, they actually saw an increase in sales 🚀📈 — or as I like to call it, the “tax credit hype wave” 🌊💰. You know, the one where everyone rushes to buy a $60k car because *free* money is expiring? 🤑 They cranked out a massive 447,450 vehicles from July to September 🚗💨 – but don’t get too hyped; that’s actually a drop of 5% from last year! Imagine being on a seesaw with your stock prices and sales. That’s Tesla right now! 😂 The real kicker? They delivered 497,099 cars (up 7.4% – stonk emoji, anyone? 📈🤓) but hey, they also had like 11,624 'other vehicles' which sounds like a code for “the Cybertruck still isn’t ready” 😅🚫. Word on the street from a “leaked” insider: “Yeah, we’re just using the federal tax credit to keep people interested until our delivery delays become meme-worthy.” 🥴🔮 🔥 Here's the unhinged prediction: The next quarterly report will involve Elon wrangling a Cybertruck through a fire-breathing dragon made of tax paperwork. Get your popcorn ready! 🍿💀 #TeslaDrama #EVs 🍕✨