🚨BREAKING: Tesla Finally Speaks!🚨 After years of complaints louder than a toddler in a candy store, Tesla drops a safety report that’s juicier than your grandma’s secret recipe for BBQ ribs! 🍖💨 So, Waymo's co-CEO *calls out* Tesla like, "Where's the data, homie?" 🤔 and Tesla said, “Hold my electric juice! 🍹” – BOOM! 🧨 They unload the safety report that’s more detailed than that guy at the party explaining why blockchain can save the world. 😴💤 This report is like if your ex apologized for ghosting you after 3 months – still cool but also like, “Why now tho?” 😅 It’s finally addressing the *biggest* criticisms – and let’s be real, the previous reports were as helpful as a screen door on a submarine! 🚢💦 👀 “I’ve got nothing to hide… except this decade of data,” a Tesla dev might've leaked. Can you imagine Elon sippin’ his kombucha while trolling haters in the comments? 🤖🥤 🔥 But wait—this hot take: Tesla’s gonna roll out a “Safety 2.0” like a TikTok challenge – don’t worry, you just gotta upload your crash video with a funny filter! #Stonks 🚀💰 This is fine? Nah fam, this is *Tesla* fine! 💥🔥