🚨💀 BREAKING: Tesla goes FULL MAD MAX on us, and no, I’m not talking about the movie – I'm talking about their latest brain fart, FULL SELF-DRIVING mode! 🚗💨💥 You heard it right, folks! Tesla just took a big ol' stonk in the safety department with their “Mad Max” mode. Higher speeds? More lane changes? 🤡 WHAT COULD GO WRONG? Oh wait... *everything*. In a twist that would make even the most sinister car from a dystopian flick shake its head, drivers are reporting that this whirling dervish of a car is cruising through stop signs like they’re nothing 🤦‍♂️. You thought your last road trip was lit? This is RED 🔥🔥, my dude. According to some random Tesla dev we totally made up, “Bro, we just wanted to bring back the thrill of driving!” Yeah, thrill like a roller coaster where the safety bar doesn't latch! 🎢💀 (Fr fr, no cap). With the US National Highway Traffic Safety Administration breathing down Tesla's neck like a bad TikTok trend, it's safe to say this "feature" is already facing lawsuits faster than it can drive itself. 🚀 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we won’t even need roads. Just a Mad Max-style arena where our Teslas can battle it out for supremacy! 🤖🔥 Buckle up, or don’t… because clearly, that’s not required anymore! 😂