BREAKING: TESLA JUST DROPPED the most anticipated EVs of 2023, but like your aunt's fruitcake, they’re NOT new! 🍰🚗💸 Introducing the “Refresh That Costs Less Than Your Rent” 🌈 — the cheaper Model Y and Model 3! No cap, Elon must be throwing a full-on rave in the Cybertruck headquarters right now. 🎉🤖🔥 🚨 Leaked Quote from a Developer: “Look, we just took the old models, slapped on a fresh paint job, and called it a day. Who needs innovation when you can just drop prices, amirite?!” - Dave, Lead Engineer, probably sipping in Tesla’s secret bunker. 🤡🍷 Here's the kicker: they're STILL not affordable for the average Joe. Like c’mon, I’d rather fully send it buying a used Honda Accord with the money these Teslas STILL want. 💀🔋 Drake meme: “Tesla Models” 🚫💸💯 ➡️ “Actual Affordable EVs” 🤯💰🔥 ➡️ “Our Green Future” 😂🚶‍♂️ In conclusion: If you thought Elon was here to save the world, think again! This is no different than your friend claiming they’ve “changed” because they switched to almond milk. 🥛🍃 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll still be waiting for the *actual* affordable Tesla while they just keep recycling these old models like they’re the Avengers franchise. 🦸‍♂️💥 #ThisIsFine