🚨⚡️ *BREAKING: Tesla's Model Y Performance Trim Teaser - Prepare for Chaos!* ⚡️🚨 Imagine a Tesla transforming into a speed demon while munching on carbon emissions like they’re french fries 🍟🌱. That’s right, fam, your fave Elon Musk carousel is back at it again with a cheeky teaser for the *Model Y Performance* trim in a video that screams “look, we put a WING on it!” (Drake pointing meme intensifies) 🤭 So here’s the tea: the post surfaced on their Europe and Middle East account and they dropped a spicy date 🔥—*AUGUST 29, 2025*. Is that the day we finally learn how to merge onto highways without crying? Or just another reminder that time is a flat circle? 🌀🤔 🐦 “The performance is gonna be *lit* 🕯️*” - Leaked quote from an imaginary Tesla dev who definitely didn’t sleep last night. But, fr fr, can we talk about the tagline “spoiler alert”? Like, are you kidding me? This is the ultimate dad joke of the automotive universe, and I’m here for it! 🚗💨💨 In classic Tesla fashion, they’ll probably sell this bad boy for a cool *$100k* and call it the “affordable option.” Stonks 📈 or cringe? You decide! 🔥**HOLD UP: I predict that by 2025, the Model Y will have more spoilers than the last season of Game of Thrones!**🔥 #DoBetterElon Now go share this or risk having your next self-driving ride take you to the *wrong* location—forever! 🚀✌️