🚨🔥BREAKING: WE'RE GONNA NEED A LITERAL ROCKET 🚀 TO STAY AFLOAT IN THOSE TESLA MODELS, Y'ALL! 💥 So listen up! Tesla decided to hit "rewind" on **13,000** of their Model 3 and Y cars like it's 2020 and they just dropped a new iOS update! 📉😱 Apparently, there's a battery issue that might make your sweet ride go "VROOM!" to "BZZZT!" 💨🔌 It’s like getting the *ultimate* chill pill right when you’re trying to accelerate! The NHTSA is like "hey fam, that's a bit sus." 😂 Imagine your Tesla suddenly deciding it’s time to play dead on the freeway. Can you say "drive-thru drama"? 🍟😳 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we thought it was just a feature. Surprise!” 🤷‍♂️ Drake is pointing at **you** for not buying that warranty, and the rest of us are just out here like *this is fine* as the Teslas roll to a halt. 💀💔 But fr fr, what's Elon going to do next, turn them into fancy lawn ornaments? This is a one-way ticket to cringe city, folks! 🔮☠️ HOT TAKE: By 2025, Tesla will start selling “auto-recall” insurance as a subscription service. You heard it here first! Stay woke! ✌️ Share this chaos, and let’s watch the EV world burn!🔥💰💁‍♂️