🚨👾 BREAKING: TESLA'S CYBERTRUCK FLATLINING HARDER THAN A DAD AT A RAVE! 🚀💀 So, looks like the *new* Tesla Cybertruck is basically the kid in gym class that gets picked last... AGAIN! 😭💔 After selling a whopping 5,385 Cybertrucks in Q3, we can officially say it flopped harder than a fish out of water! 🐟💨 Let’s talk numbers, fam: that’s a 63% drop from last year. That’s like going from a solid 10 to a “what even is that?” 3 when you see the pic of an ex on Instagram! 🤢📉 Elon Musk had more confidence in this thing than Drake had in his 'I'm upset' meme. 🤨🔍 Legit thought it would sell 250,000 units annually but BOOM💥, now it's just 20,000 for 2025? That’s not a stonk, that's a sinking ship! 🚢⚓ The only thing taking a ride in these Cybertrucks is the meme game. “This is fine” vibes while sales go down, and honestly? The only thing more cringe than Tesla's current situation is Elon still trying to convince us it's the *coolest* thing on four wheels. 🚗💨💔 🗣️💬 Leaked convo alert! Developer says: “I thought we were building a truck, not a toaster on wheels!” 😂🔥 Hot take: By 2030, Cybertrucks will be the new “Beanie Babies” — a regrettable fad lost to the ages! Collect 'em while you can, folks! 🧸💰🚀 #CybertruckCollapse #MemeEconomy