🚗💰***BREAKING: TESLA’S REVENUES GO BERSERK!*** 💥🐶 Hold onto your lithium-ion batteries, fam, because *Tesla just pulled a "hold my beer!"* moment! 🥴 After a mad dash for expiring EV tax credits (like it’s Black Friday for nerds), they raked in a fat **$1.4 billion** in profit! That’s like finding 20 bucks in your couch cushions, but fr fr, they’re still down 37% from last year 😤💔. Imagine the Tesla devs in a meeting: “Guys, we’re basically selling cars at a discount while dodging the tax credit like Neo in the Matrix.” 💀💊 Classic! They generated *$28.1 billion* in revenue—more than a TikTok account with a cat in a funny hat! 😹 But don’t let the *stonks* fool you! Tesla's operating income is shamelessly feasting off regulatory credits (which, after the Trump budget bill, will vanish faster than your motivation on Monday morning). 🚀🔥 One insider was overheard saying, “We’ll still be supercharging our way to success, just harder to find the cash! 😂” So here’s the tea ☕: *Tesla’s profits might go the way of Blockbuster if they don’t pivot*. 🔮 Are we witnessing an impending *“this is fine”* moment? You betcha! 🔥💥***Hot Take: Brace yourselves! Tesla’s gonna sell scented candles next.*** #ElectricAromatherapy 🕯️✨