🚨**BREAKING CRINGE NEWS**🚨: Tensor’s Robocar is hitting the streets, and it’s ready to drop off your grandma at the casino like, “YOLO, let’s get this bread!” 🍞💸 Lyft is teaming up with Tensor Auto, which sounds more like a brand of futuristic yogurt than a car company, and they’re getting their robot-wagons straight out the factory like they’re Hot Wheels for adults! 🔥🚗💨 But wait, it gets better! These Robocars are gonna be "Lyft-ready" right from the factory, meaning you can finally make some passive income with a fancy robot that’s basically a glorified Uber! 💰💀 Like, “Bruh, why are you still waiting for your monthly paycheck when you could have a car doing all the work while you chill like a boss? 🤖✨” In other news, apparently Tesla wants to join this clown fiesta with a Cybercab, and Uber’s like “hold my Chipotle” as they try to flex 20k Lucid cars—which sounds cool until you realize they keep talking about it like it’s a trailer for a bad sci-fi movie. 😂🎬 Imagine a future where cars just chill and make money while you scroll TikTok, and the only thing left for you to do is argue about whether pineapple belongs on pizza 🍍🍕. **HOT TAKE:** 2028 will be the year we all Uber our groceries while lounging in a hammock, so stop seething and get ready for the robot apocalypse. #StonksToTheMoon 🚀💀