🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI Levels Up Parental Control After Tragedy! 🚨🚨 Alright, fam, gather ‘round! 🚀 OpenAI is out here dropping new age-restriction features like they’re the hottest merch drop of the year! 🧢💰 After some heavy real-life consequences (RIP to the young soul we won’t forget), they’re saying, “Let’s put some guardrails on this wild ride!” 🤖🚫💔 So, buckle up, because if you’re a teen trying to access ChatGPT and you’re rocking that baby face, you might just get booted to the kiddie table 🛑👶. Nothing says FUN like being stuck behind a content wall while *everyone* tells you to eat your veggies (AKA “age-appropriate policies” 🤡). But don’t worry, if you can prove you’re a legal adult, you’ll unlock full power! It’s basically the “Drake Approved: VIP Access” pass, but only after a thorough background check. 🔍✨ 🔊 "Guys, if we can’t tell your age, we're just going to assume you’re an underage NPC," said some imaginary developer probably sipping iced coffee and screaming "this is fine" 😱☕️. Meanwhile, stonks in parental anxiety are up 300%! 🔥HOT TAKE: Get ready for OpenAI’s next rev: ChatGPT 3.5 but with *parent-approved emojis only*! This control freakery is just a gateway to future AI life coaches that are gonna charge parents per pep talk! 💸😱 #AIConfidential #ParentalPanic Share this chaos! 💥📲✨