📣🔥BIG NEWS, fam! Are you ready for *the* meme-ified deep dive into the wild world of Instagram's teen accounts?! Hold onto your phones because this is about to get juicer than a TikTok henna tutorial! 🍉✨ So, totally **Fr fr**, our boy Lennon Torres is out here flexing hard with the *hot* take 🚀 that these "teen accounts" by Meta might just be all about that PR life and NOT the safety net they claim to be. It’s giving very much “this is fine” vibes. 🐸🔥 "Honestly," static-sparks Lennon said in our totally real, totally not made-up interview, "If Meta cared about safety, they wouldn't be selling ads to 12-year-olds like they're flipping rare Pokémon cards." And I’m like 💀💰!! Meanwhile, Instagram is over here pulling a full-on Drake meme: "No" to safety features, but "YES PLEASE!" to the next *out-of-context* influencer collab like... 💅✨ So what’s the REAL tea? 🍵💔 Probably just a cozy PR blanket to cover up all those cringe “we care” posts while they’re raking in the *stonks*! 📈💸 Unhinged prediction 🔮: In 2024, Instagram will roll out "teen-friendly" filters that TURN kids into walking brand ads. Can't wait for the influencer apocalypse! 😱👾📸