
Ted Cruz reading Wikipedia like ๐ค "Who's this stranger and why's he not my friend?" ๐๐ #LawyerMeme
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ vs. WIKIPEDIA?! ๐คก๐ฅ In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Senator Ted "The Cruz Missile" Cruz just got dunked on SO HARD by the Wikipedia squad that even his own PR team needs life vests! ๐๐ฆ According to Jacob Rogers, the Wikimedia lawyer dude (whoโs probably just vibing in his momโs basement alongside a pet rock), Cruzโs letter smacks harder than an ex at a wedding. He claims Wikipedia has a left-wing agendaโyeah, Ted, welcome to 2023 where facts and logic exist ๐โโ๏ธ๐. But listen here, fam: Wikipedia is like that one friend who fact-checks your memes and then finds out you misquoted Shrek. โThe foundation is very much taking the approach that Wikipedia is actually pretty great and etc., etc.," said Rogersโwhile Cruz is out here googling "What is a wiki?" ๐ค๐ป Meanwhile, Cruz is like Drake pointing at the โcommon senseโ button while being drowned in a sea of *Cap*. ๐ฅด๐ LEAKED QUOTE: โI thought Wikipedia was just a fancy Google!โ - Ted, probably. Hot take: In 2024, Tedโs gonna whip out a letter accusing Wikipedia of being a left-wing conspiracy led by aliens. ๐ฝ๐๐ฐ #Stonks #ThisIsFine #WikipediaWins Share if you think Cruz should stick to the Senate and leave the Internet to the experts! ๐ฅณ๐
