🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ vs. WIKIPEDIA?! 🤡💥 In a plot twist nobody saw coming, Senator Ted "The Cruz Missile" Cruz just got dunked on SO HARD by the Wikipedia squad that even his own PR team needs life vests! 🌊💦 According to Jacob Rogers, the Wikimedia lawyer dude (who’s probably just vibing in his mom’s basement alongside a pet rock), Cruz’s letter smacks harder than an ex at a wedding. He claims Wikipedia has a left-wing agenda—yeah, Ted, welcome to 2023 where facts and logic exist 💁‍♂️🔍. But listen here, fam: Wikipedia is like that one friend who fact-checks your memes and then finds out you misquoted Shrek. “The foundation is very much taking the approach that Wikipedia is actually pretty great and etc., etc.," said Rogers—while Cruz is out here googling "What is a wiki?" 🤖💻 Meanwhile, Cruz is like Drake pointing at the “common sense” button while being drowned in a sea of *Cap*. 🥴📉 LEAKED QUOTE: “I thought Wikipedia was just a fancy Google!” - Ted, probably. Hot take: In 2024, Ted’s gonna whip out a letter accusing Wikipedia of being a left-wing conspiracy led by aliens. 👽🚀💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #WikipediaWins Share if you think Cruz should stick to the Senate and leave the Internet to the experts! 🥳💀