🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS BORE ALERT* 🔥🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is dropping hot fire with their *Builders Stage*—where the founders, operators, and investors spill the tea on how to turn your half-baked startup idea into actual currency. 💰💀 Imagine a world where ideas aren’t just dreams but reality—kinda like when you *actually* think you're gonna get rich from stonks, but then your portfolio is just yelling "This is fine!" while engulfed in flames. 🔥🌪️ Insider Info: a *leaked transcript* from an ill-fated Zoom call just dropped: “Bro, my startup is just a glorified Discord server with subscription fees.” - 👤 *CryingFounder93*. Oh, and don’t let me forget to bring out the cringe—if you're not at least a little bit galaxy brain about your pitch, you might as well be throwing business cards into the ocean and calling it networking. 🤡💻 So gear up, because this Builders Stage is about to either launch you to the ✈️ moon or send you seething back to your mom’s basement. 💔 **Hot Take**: By 2026, TikTok will be the *official* currency of the tech industry, and start-ups will be funded through dance battles. Mark my words! 🚀🕺💸