🚀💥 *Y’all better buckle up, because TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to blast off into the stratosphere with some aerospace AI content that'll make Elon Musk drop his space burrito! 🌮✨* *But wait, there’s more…* The Aerospace Corporation is revealing how AI is basically putting rockets on speed dial while every other tech is still using a flip phone. 📞💀 *Like, can we get a low-key “stonks” for the future of space travel?* 📈🚀 *Imagine a world where AI is plotting your spaceship’s flight path while you’re just chilling like “this is fine” meme dog—* all while munching on some space peanuts. 🥜😅 Leaked developer quotes say things like, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined” 😂. *They’re literally launching startups faster than my Wi-Fi can buffer—congrats, we’re officially in the *“Aerospace AI is the future, cope and seethe if you disagree,”* era!* But here’s the HOT take 🤯: Fair warning, peeps! In 2026, your coffee machine will be in charge of your personal rocket launch. Look out, Bezos and Musk; the coffee shop down the street has some *serious* ambition. ☕🚀💰 *So get ready to meme this disaster—share the chaos and prepare your TikTok dances for TechCrunch Disrupt! 💃🕺* #NotSponsored #AerospaceVibes