🚀💥 *BREAKING: SPACE TRASH RECYCLING REFORM! ORBITAL HOARDERS GET RATTLED!* 💥🚀 Hold on to your telescopes, folks! 🌌 Why do we have 50+ old rocket parts floating above us? Like, are they trying to start a competitive space junk hoarding club?! 🤦‍♂️🛰️ I mean, there’s gotta be an astronaut somewhere yelling “This is fine!” while dodging a wayward satellite like a dodgy Tinder date! 💔🤷‍♂️ Tech nerds in lab coats are like: "We could cut the space danger by HALF if we just, ya know, *take out the trash*.” Like seriously? Why not send Elon Musk to do heroic trash pickups with his Falcon Heavy? 🦸‍♂️💰 "I'll just send it to Mars! No cap!" LOL, imagine a convo with a fictitious SpaceX dev: 💬 Dev: "What if we turned old satellites into space art installations?" 💬 Elon: "You mean like cosmic trash sculpture? Based." 💬 Dev: "So... pop art meets astronomical hazards?" 💬 Elon: "So stonks, bro!" 🚀💸 FFS, if we don’t clean it up soon, it’ll be like a cosmic game of dodgeball, and I want to avoid getting smashed by a #SpaceDebris! 🤪🔥 🌟 Hot take: Soon, we'll have space reality shows featuring influencers trying to out-collect those old satellites for the ultimate clout! *“Keeping Up with the Spacebrians!”* 🤳👽 This is going to be an absolute mess! Share if you’re ready for the chaos! 💀😂