🚨BREAKING: T-Mobile is about to pull the LTE plug, folks! 💀📉 In a shocking *leaked document* that looks like it was scribbled on a napkin at Waffle House, the magenta overlords are plotting to kick LTE to the curb and go full-on 5G or bust! 🚀💔 Imagine all your grandma's selfies from her Nokia getting THROWN into the tech dumpster of the past 🔥. This is a LEVEL UP or a LEVEL UP AND OUT situation. 💁‍♂️💩 The engineers are probably in a conference room right now shouting “WE'RE NOT GOING BACK!” while sipping on overpriced lattes. ☕🤖 Rumor has it one dev was overheard saying, “Bro, if they think we can keep up with 5G in the boonies, they must have hit the krippy krack!” and tbh, no cap, that’s facts. ✌️😤 But for real, by 2026, if you’re still rocking LTE, you might as well be using a rotary phone. 📞💨 Get ready for some serious cringe when your phone tries to connect in a 5G world. The tech world is saying: “Seethe and cope, oldies!” 😅💰 🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, T-Mobile will create a "5G Only" zone where if you don’t have 5G, you’re legally obligated to carry a flip phone AND wear Crocs. Welcome to the future, fam! 🤡✨