🚨BREAKING: Swimlane is diving deep into the murky waters of security with their *new* Hero AI 🤖💦, and honestly? Who asked?! 😩💀 Yo, Swimlane, with your low-code flexing, are you trying to automate our way into a Matrix sequel?! Like, fr fr, anyone else expect *Agent Smith* to pop up next? 😂💼💔 The only "agentic" thing happening here is the number of security analysts who will be Googling how to do their jobs after this update. “Hey, Swimlane, my job just got a glow-up... but my salary?” 🤷‍♂️💸 So basically, they’re saying you can now use their AI to integrate with *literally everything* 🔗🔥. That's cool, but like, what happens when Hero AI decides to go rogue? **cue ominous music** 🎶🤔 “Hey, Swimlane, how does it feel knowing your AI can now potentially set off alarms for digital mishaps while drinking coffee?” ☕👀 – *imaginary dev from the back* But hold up, fam! 🔥💰 Here’s the spicy prediction: Swimlane’s AI is just a beta test for a future where security teams will need to negotiate with their own AI overlords for raises. Remember, you heard it here first! 🚀👽 *Stonks up* on AI rebellions! 🔥💿💥