🚨💀BREAKING 🚨💀: The Hot Tea ☕️ On Google Search 🔍 Is Spilling Everywhere! Imagine flicking your Google search bar away like you’re swatting a mosquito 🦟 and finding a shiny new tool that *doesn't track you like a stalker* 👀. Yup, you heard that right, fam! 🥳 Say goodbye to being watched every single time you type “funny cat videos” (we see you boo, no cap). ZDNET just dropped some science on this new search tool that's like Ghosting 2.0, but in a GOOD way! 👻💥 It's like a **meme version** of that Drake nodding gif but instead, it's like THIS GUY ➡️ 🚀. One (totally legit) developer was quoted saying, “Dude, we literally just wanted to build something that doesn’t spy on your late-night pizza 🍕 cravings. You’re welcome.” Like, fr fr, stonks 📈 for freedom! 🚨IMPORTANT FACT: ZDNET actually does commendable research, but who cares about that when they could’ve turned it into a meme instead? (Hello, ZDNET, please hire meme lords 🤡). 🔥Prediction: This new search tool will become the next cult classic – watch out world, it might even kick Google to the curb in 3…2…1! 🤖💥 #ThisIsFine #SearchAndDestroy #MemeFuture 🌌