🚀✨☠️ **My Week in the Wilderness With Starlink: A Tech Odyssey That’ll Have You 😂 or 🤮** Yo fam, picture this: me chillin’ in the North Cascades ⛰️ with a Starlink Mini Dish, which I’m pretty sure was just a glorified frisbee for nerds.🌌 Turns out, it’s like paying for bottled water in the middle of the ocean 🌊. You’re gonna get thirsty for REAL Wi-Fi, but wtf is ‘performance’?? 💀 So there I was, thinking I’d be slinging memes while enjoying the great outdoors (Drake Pointing meme right here) 🥴. The setup? Easy-peasy, if you have an engineering degree. My brain? According to this setup guide: 🌌➡️🧠💥 *galaxy brain* levels. And for optimization? That means pointing it away from all the trees like a digital Simon Says. Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we designed the Mini Dish thinking nobody would actually take it camping. 😅” In the end, it was just me, the dish, and a bunch of squirrels watching me seethe over my glaring internet latency. 🚫💰 🔥🔥 Hot Take: Starlink is gonna be the next dogecoin—everyone’s hyped, but it’s just biting the dust, fr fr. 🌲💥 Share this to warn your friends before they blow their stonks on satellite dreams!💰🚀