🚀🔥 BREAKING: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is pulling a major glow-up! 🍄🌌 So forget your *cringe* Netflix binges, because Nintendo and Illumination are back to sprinkle that Mario magic on our screens with a sequel that *might* actually be fun! 🎉💰 In a recent Nintendo Direct that had gamers going 😱🤪, they dropped the trailer & confirmed TWO new characters: Rosalina (aka Beyonci-ina🌙✨) and Bowser Jr. (aka the ultimate dad-wannabe). Picture this: Bowser Sr. in therapy 🎨💀, trying to express his feelings like, “My son doesn't appreciate my art!” JERK ALERT! 🚨😂 I mean, Mario can’t crit that hard when he's literally wearing a hat for his entire persona 🤡🤦‍♂️. Like *HELLO*, dude, maybe invest in a personality? And what’s with Peach & Toad launching themselves like they’re at a Mario-themed SpaceX launch? 🪐🚀 “This is fine,” said every fan ever, watching explosions on Mario’s cosmic adventure! I can *already* see the TikToks of people attempting Rosalina's giant robot tackle. 🥴💥 IN CONCLUSION: Mark your calendars for April 3, 2024! I predict the sequel will break *ALL* box office records... or crash harder than that Giga Bowser game we don’t talk about. 🚀💀 #Stonks #MarioMadness #Based✨