
๐๐จ Super Mario Galaxy 2 trailer drop! Rosalina & Bowser Jr. pulling up like "we got vibes!" ๐ฅ๐ #GameOn
๐๐ฅ BREAKING: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is pulling a major glow-up! ๐๐ So forget your *cringe* Netflix binges, because Nintendo and Illumination are back to sprinkle that Mario magic on our screens with a sequel that *might* actually be fun! ๐๐ฐ In a recent Nintendo Direct that had gamers going ๐ฑ๐คช, they dropped the trailer & confirmed TWO new characters: Rosalina (aka Beyonci-ina๐โจ) and Bowser Jr. (aka the ultimate dad-wannabe). Picture this: Bowser Sr. in therapy ๐จ๐, trying to express his feelings like, โMy son doesn't appreciate my art!โ JERK ALERT! ๐จ๐ I mean, Mario canโt crit that hard when he's literally wearing a hat for his entire persona ๐คก๐คฆโโ๏ธ. Like *HELLO*, dude, maybe invest in a personality? And whatโs with Peach & Toad launching themselves like theyโre at a Mario-themed SpaceX launch? ๐ช๐ โThis is fine,โ said every fan ever, watching explosions on Marioโs cosmic adventure! I can *already* see the TikToks of people attempting Rosalina's giant robot tackle. ๐ฅด๐ฅ IN CONCLUSION: Mark your calendars for April 3, 2024! I predict the sequel will break *ALL* box office records... or crash harder than that Giga Bowser game we donโt talk about. ๐๐ #Stonks #MarioMadness #Basedโจ
