🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: **LONG-TERM STREAMING RENTALS ARE NOT ACTUAL PURCHASES!!** 📢🚨 Yes, you heard that right! I just checked with my brain and confirmed: if you think you "bought" that hot new movie on Amazon Prime, you might wanna call your lawyer 'cause it ain't yours, fam! 💀🔥 😱 So let's unpack this like a toddler who just discovered scissors! 🧸✂️ When a bro from Amazon says "buy," he means "give us all your money, but please do not expect to keep this once we decide to put it in the digital ether." Sounds like a big yikes to me! 🤡💀 💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: "Basically, if you think you own that movie, just remember: it’s like renting a cat – you’ll never actually own it. You just pay for the privilege to have it stare at you." 🐱💔 And here comes the drip: This could mean streaming services are just keeping us as digital renters forever! Talk about *cringe*! 🤦‍♂️👀 🔮 Hot take: In 2025, you'll have to pay a subscription fee for every single movie memory you store in your brain. This is fine. *Insert dog sitting in a burning room meme* 🤖🔥 Don’t sleep on this, folks! It's time to take a stand against rental “purchases” before we’re all just “borrowing” our lives away! 💰🚀 #Stonks #BuyOrNah