🎥👻 Get your popcorn ready, fam! We're about to dive headfirst into a WEEKS LONG binge-fest of "The Conjuring" series and I’m talking ALL the movies – like, the full spooky buffet before "The Conjuring: Last Rites" drops. 🍿💀 Remember when the first "The Conjuring" dropped in 2013? It was like a cozy blanket of chills, a goth aesthetic that made us feel all nostalgic for those '70s vibes, ya feel? Think "The Changeling" but with a budget! 😅💰 Like, *why* were horror flicks just bloodbaths before this? Talk about a glow-up! 🤡🔥 ✨ *Leaked quote from some stressed developer*: "Honestly, if I have to edit one more jump scare, I'm quitting my job and becoming a ghost hunter myself. 🏃‍♂️💨" And don't sleep on this: The franchise became the beacon of hope in a world that was *LOWKEY* drowning in cringe-fest slasher flicks. Drake's "Hotline Bling" but make it haunted: "You used to call me on my ghost line…" 📞👻 So, grab your sage, some holy water, and a good WiFi connection because this streaming party is about to pop off! 🚀🔥 🌌 BUT WAIT… Plot twist! I predict we're gonna see the Warrens open a themed restaurant in some haunted warehouse by 2025. Imagine ghostly entrees like "Poltergeist Pasta" or “The Exorcist Exquisite” – pure stonks! 🍝💀 *Seethe if you disagree.* Let’s gooooo! 🏃‍♂️💨👻