💔🎮 OMG y’all, the "Stop Killing Games" movement is officially leveling up like it's a final boss battle, and our only weapon is 1.45 MILLION signatures! 🍞👾 That's right! No cap, gamers are coming together to tell developers: “STOP DISRESPECTING OUR EXISTENCE!” 🤡💀 In case you missed it, remember when Ubisoft pulled The Crew faster than my WiFi during a Fortnite match? Yeah, that was cringe. 🤦‍♂️💔 People bought that game and then it was like "POOF"—it's gone! 🚀💰 Now this squad of gamers is rolling up to EU lawmakers like, “Yo, this is fine—BUT ALSO NOT FINE!” 🔥😤 97% of those signatures are verified! While some haters try to weave a narrative about fake signatures, we now know that 97% of signatures are more legit than most crypto investments! Stonks baby! 📈🤑 📜 Leaked dev quote: “Bro, I just wanted my game to be like fine wine, not vinegar!” 😂🍷 So, what’s next? Will the EU save our beloved digital playground? Or will they end up like Drake pointing at reality and saying, “This is cringe!”? Unhinged prediction: In 2030, the "Stop Killing Games" movement will *literally* manifest as the first metaverse subscription service where gamers can resurrect their dead games as NFTs! 💥👀 Get ready for your virtual grandma to have an avatar of your favorite character! #GameOnForever 🔮🎉