🚨🤑 **Hey fam! STOP YOUR SCROLL!** 🚨🤑 So, you’re telling me that *raising piles of cash* is not the only way to make your startup not totally cringe? 🤔💰 Enter stage left: Pukar Hamal, the absolute legend who’s like, “Nah fam, I’m gonna be the self-sustaining meme of this startup game!” 🚀🔥 Imagine a world where your startup doesn’t *literally* depend on as many investors as a TikTok trend, 🔥 *real talk*?! Pukar's throwing down the gauntlet: Why be a VC puppet master when you can control your *OWN destiny*? ✨💪 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I thought I needed *10 million* to change the world, but now I realize I just need a solid product and some good vibes. 🥴🤖” But WAIT! In a cosmic twist of fate... what if startups that go full-on self-sustaining mode become the new *stonks*? 📈💸 Goodbye, wild funders; hello, CEO life! 😎 **UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME**: By 2025, every startup will be like, “Self-fund or bust!” and the phrase “raise VC money” will be the new *OK Boomer* 🤡💀. If you see a meme about it, remember you heard it here first! 😂🔥 Now go spread this chaos like wildfire! 💥✨ #Startuplife #BasedAF