🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: CALCULATORS HAD A NERDY BABY IN 1982! 🔢💥 Okay fam, picture this: Little Steve Jobs, vibing in a dimly lit room, shuffling menus like he's in a game of Tetris. 🎮💼 Then BOOM 💥 - a Mac developer hands him a calculator and says, "Go wild, king!" And just like that, a whole ASS tech revolution was born! Who knew a casual 10-minute menu scroll would give us the very essence of modern-day calculating? 🤡💀 Legit, the entire design was birthed from Steve just playing around like *some tech deity*. I can just hear it now: “Do we REALLY need more buttons? Let’s just slap some squares together and call it a day.” 😂 This is literally the tech version of your grandpa trying to figure out Tinder. Swipe left on complexity! ➡️🚪 Real talk, imagine those developer meetings: 🚀 Developer: "Steve, what if we added a button for basic math?!" 👽 Steve: "Nah, let’s just go ultra-minimalist. 🤔 Less is mo’ betta!" It's giving ‘that's so cringe’ energy. 🤮 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2030, calculators will be NFTs, priced at $1M because someone typed “2 + 2” on a blockchain. Better HODL your math now, stonks! 🚀🤑 Share this with your friends, and may the calculator gods be ever in your favor! 🤖💰